okay i KNOW i was supposed to update about the second week of holidays...but i can't believe i'm actually glad to be in taylor's again. the night before orientation i went to zouk to experience Ghetto Heaven for myself, and surprisingly, as much as i seem like the ultimate party animal, i didn't really like it. shawn, our dear, beloved, darling shawn, withstood the antics of the five females (and zero males, another brownie point) under his care...i have to put that idiot's pic up soon. he's fast becoming one of my best girlfriends. protected us when there was a fight, followed us around, steered us clear of pervs young and old and smoked to relieve the stress he was undoubtedly going through.

about zouk, though...i have never seen so many gorgeous women in one place in my life, nor have i felt so fly-on-the-wallish and insignificant.my god. these chicks are HOT.they are SIZZLING HOTPLATE TAUFU.don't ask me why i used a dish to put my feelings in words-im just trying to help u visualise the searing temperature of their attractiveness. heat practically radiated off them and men flocked to them like ants to sugar. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING. so us lesser beings pretended not to look lesser-beingish and mingled with anyone and everyone. jos humped my knee when we dirty danced and sharanya went all 'Go Mallus!' in the middle of 'Yeah' and proceeded to dance very enthusiastically with me to the delight of shawn, who kept encouraging our mildly lurid antics.

jos had a friend with the tattoo of a horse on her left shoulder-blade and she was rubbing herself all over me. i was a wee bit scared but her boyfriend decided he wanted the action for himself and led her away, leaving me a relieved but a bit disturbed. she was really cun though. can't blame shawn. am giving up on men and turning lesbo. informed nanggai about this, and she said i don't have the capacity to make the change yet. hmph. anyway, i got picked up by random africans and jamaicans, the latter being more friendly than the veryveryhorny former. there was one reggae-loving white dude and one indian guy who asked if my bf was there...i told him i wish he was then said i was actually out with my girlfriend and pointed at sharanya. stuck my tongue out suggestively at her or something haha its SOOO fun freakin ppl out for no reason. think he liked the idea though.

the music was crap at times, and when it was we'd just sway in boredom on the dance floor till (i think) the DJ got the picture. nisa and lena got to go to the VIP room cos of iqbal (who is quite hot) and if you wear white in zouk you glow like a firefly's ass. none of us drank, everyone smoked (but me), i got burned in the left wrist with jos's ciggy butt and now i have a permanent discolouration. somethin to remind me of the time i went to KL's craziest club on it's craziest night. stupid horny parking attendants. men are all horny and dumb.well, not all of them, just those in Ghetto Heaven, therefore my generalisation is unjustified and you don't have to come at me with pitchforks.

val pulled me up on the podium and there i was shaking my badonk-not noticing that she climbed back down to have some fun with shawn, who confided in me later that she went down on him (not literally but from a dancing reference-to touch the floor) like 6 times. haha that's assunta for you. i have to put on some weight-so many dance practices have taken it's toll and not eating well (because of certain people) has also contributed to me looking like a shrunken prune. dammit i still have an hour to waste. im sooo hungry. but i have no one for company and now that i have told ching seong class begins at ten the dear will only be here at 9:59:59.5s. as usual, love you all, merry backtocoll young and old, will be back soon to tell you about my first high at rum jungle. Yes. that is slightly juicy. haha. what am i for if not to tantalise *crapping alert* ew, the guy opposite me just belched. Byes!